


Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Momma Joke 44 Yo Momma so stupid she stole free bread.





Your mom is so fat, even all dark matter from space is falling into her right now.

Yo Momma Joke 19 Yo Momma is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars Yo Momma Joke 20 Yo Momma is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure Yo Momma Joke 21 Yo Momma is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth Yo Momma Joke 22 Yo Momma is so fat…that she broke a branch in her family tree! Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so ugly she made a curve go straight.

Yo mama so fat she uses a flat bed truck as a bed.
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